Here's Joking at you!
Jokes from kids like you.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? (He was feeling crumby)
Where does a polar bear keep his money? (in and ice bank)
What did the baby cactus say to the procupine? (mama, I love you)
What do ghost's like to put on their cereal? (boo berries)
what is a mosquitos favorite boat: (blood vessels)
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? (a wooly jumper)
Why do they call it "The Dark Ages"? (there were alot of knights)
What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? (milk and quackers)
Why did the dog got to court? (Because he got a barking ticket)
What did the envelope say to the stamp? (stick with me and we'll go places)
Why is 6 afraid of 7? (because 7 8 9 )
What kind of food do cheetas like to eat? (fast food)
Why was the broom late? (because it overswept)
How did the chewing gum cross the road? (it was stuck to the chicken's foot!)
What is the difference between and bird and a fly? (a bird can fly but a fly can't bird)
What did the traffic light say to the Martian? (Don't look now, I'm changing)
Why do bees have sticky hair? (becuase they use honeycombs)
One day little Issac says to his Dad, "Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps going around saying "no"?
No
"Oh, so it's you!!"
What do cats eat for breakfast? (Mice Crispies)
What two things can't you have for breakfast? (lunch and dinner)
What did the Martian say when he landed in a flower bed? (Take me to your weeder)
What's long and orange and flies at the speed of light? (a jet-propelled carrot)
Which city is a very dangerous city? (Electricity)
Wht do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (a stick)
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Nacho Cheese)
Why did Ken put his trumpet in the freezer: (He liked cool music)
What did the eye say to the other? (Between us someting smells)
What do you get when you shake a cow? (A milk shake)
